Somewhere on the steep, rocky descent from Mount Fitz Roy, with my feet throbbing and my legs feeling like encased lead, I actively began fantasizing about calling an emergency number to be airlifted out. Or better yet, being carried back to town on a velvet-lined sedan chair.
We are not elite mountain athletes. We are foodies at heart who occasionally pretend to be trekkers. In fact, my wife Audrey was exclusively wearing leggings on this trip for one simple reason: after weeks of indulging in Argentine cuisine, her jeans no longer fit. We had arrived in Patagonia carrying a bit of extra “bulbous plumptitude,” needing desperately to move our skeletons.
So, we hiked Laguna de los Tres. And it broke us.

The day after that grueling 20-plus kilometer trek was a complete write-off. We slept for 10 to 12 hours straight. We hardly left our hotel room because we were both so painfully stiff.
But we were in El Chaltén, the undisputed trekking capital of Argentina. We couldn’t just stay in bed forever. We needed a trail that would deliver the world-class Patagonian views without requiring another multi-day recovery period. We needed a walk in the park.
Enter the Laguna Torre trek.
This 18-kilometer out-and-back trail is widely considered the second most famous hike in the region. But unlike its brutal older sibling, Fitz Roy, Laguna Torre is a masterclass in high-reward, low-suffering trekking.
Here is the unvarnished, faux-trekker truth about hiking the flat valley of Laguna Torre.

The $1 Apple and The 7 AM Loophole
Before you even step foot on the trail, you have to survive the logistical friction of El Chaltén itself.
This town has a distinct, colorful frontier feel, nestled like a little oasis surrounded by dramatic mountains. But that isolation comes with a harsh reality check. We walked into a local grocery store—which felt more like a sparsely stocked general store—and found the food selection to be beyond limited. We managed to find apples, but they cost $1 USD each. To make matters more complicated, the internet in town is practically non-existent. Your mobile data will not work. The Wi-Fi goes down so constantly that we had to try multiple times over an entire afternoon just to process a simple credit card payment for our room.
Because the grocery situation was so bleak, we relied heavily on the $10 USD lunchboxes offered by most hotels and guesthouses. You place your order the night before, and it is ready for you in the morning. It is incredibly convenient.
However, reality has a funny way of interrupting convenience. On our trek, the flimsy plastic bowl holding my rice and vegetable salad inexplicably shattered inside my backpack. To avoid a massive, dressing-soaked disaster among my camera gear, I was forced to eat my entire lunch at 9:00 AM, barely an hour into the hike.
The Samuel Sidebar: What Was Actually in That $10 Lunchbox?
- The Main: A hefty rice salad mixed with carrots, egg, coleslaw, tomatoes, big chunks of cheese, and cabbage.
- The Snacks: A “Turon” peanut bar, an expensive apple, a mini muffin, and a whole bunch of sugary candies.
- The Verdict: A bit pricey for Argentina, but absolute gold when you are miles away from a kitchen.
The Trail Food Matrix: DIY vs. The Hotel Hookup
| The Strategy | The Financial Cost | The Effort Level | The Harsh Reality |
| The DIY Grocery Scavenge | High. Fresh produce is a luxury here. Expect to pay around $1 USD for a single, basic apple. | Exhausting. You have to hunt through sparsely stocked general stores hoping they received a delivery that week. | You will likely end up hiking with a bag of stale crackers and a jar of peanut butter. |
| The Hotel Lunchbox | ~$10 USD per person. | Zero. You order it at the front desk before bed, and it’s handed to you as you walk out the door. | It is pricey for Argentina, but the sheer volume of calories (rice salad, muffins, candies) makes it the ultimate faux-trekker hack. Just beware of fragile plastic bowls! |

Beyond the snacks, there is a major new logistical hurdle for the 2025/2026 season. Almost every outdated blog on the internet will tell you that the northern trails of Los Glaciares National Park are completely free. This is no longer true. As of late 2024, foreign visitors are required to pay a 45,000 ARS (roughly $45 USD) entrance fee for a single day, with options for 3-day and 7-day flex passes.
The reality loophole: The ticket booths at the trailheads are rarely manned before 7:00 AM. If you are doing an alpine start to catch the sunrise over Cerro Torre, you will likely walk right onto the trail without encountering a queue, though legally, you are supposed to purchase your pass online beforehand.
Quick-Fire Trail Stats: Laguna Torre
- Total Distance: 18 kilometers (11.2 miles) out and back.
- Elevation Gain: Roughly 250 meters.
- Difficulty Rating: Intermediate. (Read: Very manageable if you have decent legs and lungs ).
- Average Time: 6 to 8 hours, depending on how many breaks you take to photograph birds.
The “To Hike or Not to Hike” Weather Matrix
| The Morning Sky | The Trail Reality | The Faux-Trekker Verdict |
| Clear, Blue, & Sunny | The holy grail. You will see the hanging glaciers perfectly and the granite spire of Cerro Torre. | Go Immediately. Skip breakfast, grab your $10 lunchbox, and get on the trail before the crowds wake up. |
| Cloudy but Calm | The “Café au Lait” reality. The lagoon will look murky, and the iconic peaks will be hidden behind a grey wall. | Still Worth It. The hike through the haunted forests and the flat valley is incredibly relaxing and beautiful on its own. |
| The Patagonian Wind Tunnel | You can barely stand up in town. Dust is flying, and the trail will act as a funnel for 80 km/h gusts. | The Cafe Day. Stay inside. Go to La Waflería, order a latte, and play cards until it blows over. Do not attempt the trail. |

The Only Climb That Matters (Kilometers 0 to 3)
We left our hotel, Vertical Lodge, armed with our surviving snacks and a map we successfully remembered to bring this time.
The Laguna Torre trail does not ease you in. The vast majority of the 250-meter elevation gain hits you right at the start. We were moving slower than a turtle, stopping constantly. But unlike the breathless, punishing vertical stairs of Fitz Roy, this initial ascent features plenty of natural lookouts where you can catch your breath under the guise of “admiring the scenery”.
The first major reward hits at Kilometer 0.7: the Cascada Margarita. This is not a subtle trickle of water. It is a grand, powerful waterfall tumbling down the rock face in distinct sections, crashing violently into the river below. It is so immensely photogenic that it’s difficult to put your camera away.
By the time you push past the Mirador del Torre at Kilometer 2.5—where you get your first sweeping, panoramic views of the glacier and the jagged peaks—the hardest physical work of the entire day is already behind you.
A note on trail conditions: While we had gorgeous, sunny weather, this initial uphill section through the trees can become notoriously slick if it has rained recently. The exposed Lenga tree roots turn into muddy slip-and-slides, so watch your footing.

The Anatomy of a Patagonian “Walk in the Park”
The intermediate rating on the national park signboards is entirely accurate. The vast majority of the elevation gain hits you immediately , but once you cross the three-and-a-half-kilometer mark, the topography completely surrenders. You are suddenly walking through a gloriously flat valley, accompanied by the sight of a hanging glacier resting squarely on the horizon to keep you motivated.
Because we already knew there wasn’t a brutal, vertical nightmare waiting for us at the very end—unlike our previous trek—all sense of urgency completely evaporated. I found myself literally jumping like a silly goat over sticks on the ground, completely relaxed and letting the present moment lead the way. It was pure joy.
In fact, we estimated that our pace through this second half of the hike was two to three times as fast as our sluggish start. We spent roughly half our total time just conquering those first three uphill kilometers, and then simply breezed through the remaining six.
But “flat” does not mean boring. The sheer variety of the landscape on this stretch is staggering. You aren’t just slogging along a dusty, monotonous path; you are navigating through a section of woods that looks remarkably like a haunted forest with twisted branches. This is followed closely by sun-dappled groves filled with towering trees that offer deep, welcome cover. It is the kind of trail you can truly savor, allowing you to stop constantly for photos or simply to soak up the wild Patagonian silence.
The “Cruiser” Checklist: Why This Section Works
- The Pace: Once the initial climb is over, you can blast through the valley and easily make up for lost time.
- The Distractions: The route keeps your mind occupied by shifting rapidly between open rivers, haunted-looking woods, and dense forest canopy.
- The Physical Toll: Because the terrain requires minimal effort, you aren’t staring at your boots gasping for air. You actually have the energy to look up and appreciate the insane vantage points all throughout the valley.
The Laguna Torre Gear Matrix: Brochure vs. Reality
| The Item | What the Experts Tell You to Bring | The Faux-Trekker Reality |
| The Wardrobe | $200 tactical, moisture-wicking, convertible alpine hiking trousers. | Stretchy Leggings. Especially necessary if you’ve eaten so much Argentine pizza and steak that your jeans officially refuse to zip. |
| The Hardware | Carbon-fiber trekking poles for optimal weight distribution. | Unnecessary. Aside from the first 3 kilometers, this trail is a flat cruise. You don’t need poles; you just need comfortable shoes. |
| The Motivation | A deep, spiritual desire to connect with the raw, untamed majesty of Mother Nature. | Loaded Bacon Fries. The undeniable, primal urge to walk 9 kilometers as fast as humanly possible so you can order craft beer and burgers without guilt. |

Haunted Forests and Hidden Ponds (Kilometers 3 to 8)
Around Kilometer 3.5, the trail transforms. The climbing stops. The path levels out, depositing you into a wide, magnificent valley that runs parallel to the Fitz Roy River.
This is where the hike shifts from a physical task into pure, unadulterated joy.
We blasted through this middle section, picking up incredible speed. There was absolutely no sense of urgency. I was literally jumping like a silly goat over sticks on the ground, completely relaxed and taking it all in.
What makes this stretch so special is the sheer variety of the landscape. You aren’t just staring at a mountain in the distance. We walked through a stretch of woods that looked exactly like a haunted forest, full of twisted, eerie branches. A few kilometers later, the environment shifted into a dense, sun-dappled grove of massive, towering trees offering deep cover.
The absolute highlight of this section wasn’t on the official park map. Just past Kilometer 3, as I rounded a bend in the trail, a beautiful little pond revealed itself out of nowhere. It was incredibly tranquil, a perfect spot to pause and reflect.
The trail was noticeably quieter than the highway of tourists heading toward Laguna de los Tres. You pass people, certainly, but it isn’t a constant flow. There were long, peaceful stretches where we didn’t see another hiker, allowing us to just exist in the wild Patagonian silence.
The Faux-Trekker Truth: The “Crunchy” Water Warning
Standard Patagonia advice dictates that the stream water is pristine and safe to drink without a filter. While biologically true, you need to be careful where you fill your bottle in this specific valley. The streams feeding directly back from Laguna Torre are heavily saturated with grey glacial flour. If you fill up too close to the lagoon, you will be drinking gritty, “crunchy” water that can easily upset a sensitive stomach. Stick to the clear, fast-moving forest streams earlier in the valley, or bring a filter designed for heavy sediment.
The Trail Comparison Matrix
| Metric | The Fitz Roy Circuit (Laguna de los Tres) | The Laguna Torre Trek |
| The “Foodie” Reality | Requires 12 hours of sleep and a full rest day to recover. | You will have enough energy left to sprint to the pub. |
| The Trail Profile | Intermediate until the final kilometer, which is a brutal, steep, gravel bottleneck. | Climbs for 3 km, then becomes a gloriously flat valley walk. |
| The Vibe | Heavily trafficked. A shared, communal struggle to the summit. | Quiet, peaceful, with long stretches of total solitude. |
| The Payoff | The most impressive, monumental mountain views you will ever see. | Highly dependent on cloud cover, but the journey itself is the prize. |

The “Café au Lait” Anti-Climax at Kilometer 9
At Kilometer 8, you pass the De Agostini campground. From here, it is a short, rocky push over the final moraine to reach the culmination of the hike: Laguna Torre.
We arrived at the shoreline expecting to see the iconic, needle-like granite spire of Cerro Torre piercing the sky.
Instead, we saw grey.
The legendary mountain peaks were completely swallowed by a dense wall of cloud. Without the bright Patagonian sun to illuminate the glacial flour, the lagoon didn’t look like a pristine alpine oasis. It looked murky and cold, resembling a massive puddle of café au lait, with a few small icebergs bobbing sadly near the shore. The massive glacier in the distance looked black and slightly muted.
In comparison to the CGI-level majesty of Fitz Roy, it completely lacked that jaw-dropping “wow factor”. Today just wasn’t the day for postcard photos.
But as we sat on the rocks to eat our surviving candy and apples, we had an epiphany. Despite the disappointing, cloudy anti-climax at the end, I had actually enjoyed this hike significantly more than Fitz Roy.
Laguna Torre is the ultimate proof that the journey can trump the destination. The varied landscapes, the haunted forests, the easy, flat cadence of the valley—it was a deeply comfortable, relaxing experience that didn’t leave us feeling broken.
For the True Experts (What we skipped)
If the weather is clear, many guides suggest pushing past the main beach and hiking the Mirador Maestri trail, which hugs the rocky ridge to the right of the lagoon for a closer look at the glacier. We skipped this, and if it’s windy, you should too. That specific ridge acts as a violent natural wind tunnel. On a breezy day, it will blast you with loose sand and ice crystals, making it a physically miserable add-on.

The Ramen Noodle Trigger and the Bacon-Fueled Speedwalk
We packed up our trash and began the walk back, passing the De Agostini campground once again.
And then it happened.
Drifting through the crisp mountain air came the unmistakable, highly processed scent of campers cooking instant ramen noodles on their tiny portable stoves.
I have never been so hungry in my life.
Those noodles smelled like pure heaven. That single scent flipped a primal switch in our brains. We stopped being leisurely hikers admiring nature and instantly reverted to our true forms: starving foodies on a mission.
The informational signboards suggested the return journey would take around three hours. We put our cameras away, put our heads down, and engaged in a ruthless, hunger-fueled speedwalk. Driven entirely by the dream of loaded burgers and cold beer, we absolutely crushed those nine kilometers, arriving back in town in exactly two hours and twenty minutes.
Because the Laguna Torre trail is so flat and forgiving, we didn’t return to our hotel room to pass out in agony. We marched straight to the pub.
We had initially planned on having a refined Argentine meal with a nice bottle of wine, but five minutes into our frantic walk back, we both had the exact same realization: we needed burgers.
The Foodie Recovery Protocol
We hit La Zorra, a phenomenal spot with an extensive craft beer menu. These aren’t just standard pub patties; they are Shake Shack-level gourmet burgers. I ordered a spicy, Mexican-style burger loaded with jalapeno peppers, hot sauce, and guacamole, while Audrey ordered one piled high with bacon. We paired them with massive plates of cheesy loaded fries covered in bacon bits, washing it all down with pints of Golden Ale and Stout.
We didn’t want to know the calorie count. We had earned every single bite.
And because we were feeling completely triumphant, we didn’t stop there. We waddled down the main drive to an artisanal ice cream shop and ordered massive waffle cones—mine stuffed with super dulce de leche, and Audrey’s loaded with mascarpone and pistachio.
It was the perfect end to a perfect Patagonian day. We went from bloated foodies to exhausted faux-trekkers, and finally back to triumphant foodies, all thanks to the forgiving, flat, and endlessly beautiful valley of Laguna Torre.

Where to Eat in El Chaltén
| The Craving | Where to Go in El Chaltén | What to Order (The Faux-Trekker Recommendation) |
| The Bottom-Feeding Calorie Bomb | La Zorra | The spicy jalapeno/guacamole burger, cheesy bacon fries, and a Golden Ale. |
| The Upscale Reward | Senderos | The blue cheese and walnut risotto, paired with a full bottle of Syrah, and finishing with a decadent Panqueque de Manzana (apple pancake). |
| The Rest Day Linger | La Waflería | Gourmet waffles and lattes. Bring a deck of cards and stay long enough to justify ordering round two. |
| The Guilt Trip | Cúrcuma | When your jeans absolutely refuse to zip. Order the quinoa, roasted vegetables, and a low-sugar dessert. |
Brutal honesty? Laguna Torre might not give you the terrifying, vertical thrill of Fitz Roy. It might not even give you a clear view of the mountain if the weather refuses to cooperate. But if you want to experience the haunting forests, the roaring waterfalls, and the sheer scale of the Patagonian wilderness without needing a medical evacuation afterward, this is the trail you need to hike.
Worth it.

FAQ: The Flat Valley of Laguna Torre: Patagonia’s Most Relaxing Walk
Do I need a guide to hike Laguna Torre?
Nope. The trails in Los Glaciares National Park are incredibly well-marked with kilometer signs. You can easily do this yourself. Save your money for the craft beer and loaded fries when you get back to town.
Is the water safe to drink on the trail?
Yes, but. Standard advice says Patagonia stream water is safe. However, the streams right near Laguna Torre are full of grey glacial flour. If you don’t want to drink “crunchy” water that might upset your stomach, fill up your bottle in the clear forest streams before the De Agostini campground, or bring a filter.
Do I have to pay an entrance fee for El Chaltén trails?
Yes. Don’t believe the outdated blogs. As of late 2024, foreign visitors must pay a 45,000 ARS fee for a day pass (about $45 USD). However, the booths usually aren’t manned before 7:00 AM, so early alpine starters often walk right through. Be sure to check current prices as Argentina has very much a dynamic economy.
How hard is the Laguna Torre hike compared to Fitz Roy?
Night and day. Laguna de los Tres (Fitz Roy) is a brutal leg-destroyer that left us needing a 10 to 12-hour sleep. Laguna Torre is a walk in the park by comparison. You get the climbing out of the way in the first three kilometers, and the rest is a gloriously flat, relaxing valley cruise.
Can I buy food on the trail?
Absolutely not. There are no cafes or shops once you leave town. Order a $10 USD packed lunchbox from your hotel the night before. Just be careful how you pack it—my plastic salad bowl shattered inside my backpack, forcing me to eat my entire lunch at 9:00 AM.
Are trekking poles necessary for this hike?
Not really. We would have killed for poles on the steep, gravel bottleneck of Fitz Roy. But for Laguna Torre, unless you have bad knees, you don’t need them. Once you pass Kilometer 3.5, the trail is a flat, easy dirt path.
Is there cell service or Wi-Fi on the trail?
Zero. Your mobile data will not work. Honestly, the internet in El Chaltén itself is practically non-existent—we couldn’t even process a credit card payment at our hotel. Download your offline maps before you arrive and embrace the grid-free life.
What should I do if the weather is terrible?
Eat. Patagonian weather is notoriously chaotic. If the wind is howling and the rain is sideways, don’t force a hike. Go to La Cerveceria for comfort food and beer , or hit La Waflería, order a latte, and play cards all afternoon. The mountains will be there tomorrow.
